What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 30.06.2025 06:55

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Moonraker
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Diamonds Are Forever
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You Only Live Twice
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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A View to a Kill
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Dr No
Goldfinger
-”Ah so!”
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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Octopussy
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
From Russia With Love
Live and Let Die
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.